The Unreasonable Man Hates Hallowe’en

TRAVIS WEAGANT <Co-Editor-in-Chief> I am a Hallowe’en Grinch.  I don’t know when it happened, but I suspect it was when I stopped getting a bag full of free candy every year.  With the material profitability of the day eliminated, I could see no other way to derive a net benefit from dressing strangely. 

JCR Opens Again … Finally

NADIA GUO <News Editor> The JCR bar opened again tonight much to the delight of the overworked and sleep-deprived everywhere in Osgoode. “Another great reason to procrastinate” was the general consensus of people I spoke to, and don’t we all need those from time to time to retain our precarious sanities.