Report: One Fucking Asshole In Group Presentation Wore A Suit
Toronto, ON – Shit, shit, shit. On Monday it was reported to Obiter Dicta that this one fucking asshole in your seminar wore a fucking suit. Why the hell did he think that was a good idea? This fucking thing is only worth 8% of your total grade, and the group all agreed that they’d “just do business-casual.” This one fucking asshole was the one that even suggested it. What the fuck is his deal?
Meeting ten minutes before the presentation was set to begin, this one fucking asshole showed up in the same blue three-piece he wore in his OCIs, totally fucking upstaging the group’s collection of short-sleeved button-downs, cozy knit sweaters, and inoffensive pastel coloured dresses.
Reaching out to this one fucking asshole for comment. “I guess this is my version of business-casual, I’m kinda a professional guy”, this one fucking asshole said with a stupid fucking grin on his greasy, traitorous little face. “I don’t think it’s a big deal.”
But a big deal it fucking was, one anonymous source in the group reports. Now it looks like the other three didn’t care, or that the group didn’t communicate with each other, the source continued. “For God’s sake, I wore flats yesterday. Flats!” The group allegedly asked this one fucking asshole if he would just take his stupid fucking blazer off, but this one fucking asshole replied that he was only wearing a short-sleeved button-down undearneath and that he would look like a mormon missionary with the tie-plus-short-sleeve-combo. The group didn’t press their luck in trying to get this one fucking asshole to ditch his tie.
At press time, the seminar’s professor told Obiter that she didn’t really notice or care what they were wearing.